Dwight Schrute, P.I.

Dwight Schrute is a highly trained and exceptionally skilled private investigator. Dwight is a master in martial arts, possessing a purple belt in Kung Fu/Karate, and he is well versed in fencing, jujitsu, kickboxing, and regular boxing. He has speed and accuracy; he can shoot a gun with deadly accuracy at 100 yards, he can run 100 meters in under 10 seconds, and can type 150 words per minute. He can blend into many cultures; he is fluent in English and German, and does all right with Pennsylvania Dutch and Na'vi. Dwight has a well equipped arsenal that includes a variety of firearms, flash bombs, smoke bombs, a finger printing kit, riot gear, traffic cones, car siren, caution tape, scanner, taser, mace, several honing devices, a magnifying glass, a plaid cap and a pipe. In addition he is ambidextrous and has an acute sense of hearing, smell, and taste. He will not rest until your case is solved (he can go 8 days without sleep and water). All of these qualifications have made him the fiercest PI in the Scranton/Wilkes Barre area, better than Magnus Pius off Crescent St.